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Kaiser Saucy & Lord Fader the faces behind this surging force of nature- were once bestowed upon the most beautiful of burdens by celestial behemoth Sir Bootsy Collins; keep the funk alive fellas.. he said. Thus The Cannons were forged from the very elements of the Musical-Cosmos. From that day on Fader and Saucy have worked every-damn-day as funktopic missionaries, striving in their own small way, just to make a difference, man.

Chouette! Recent remixes for Lady Gaga & Beyonce, Timbaland & Katy Perry, Roisin Murphy, Boy 8_Bit, Cassette Jam, The Mighty Boosh, Potty Mouth & Speech Debelle have been injecting dirt-fuelled disrepute to dancefloors worldwide. Heavy choons for heavy people.

Join The Loose Cannons for a weekly frisk on their Tuesday night radio show on KISS.. 11-1am.

Dance floors from London to L.A have been destroyed by his explosive sets - featuring grimy electro house, techno touches and surprise drops of cross-genre killer tracks.

Re-inventing himself more times than Madonna, Will’s many aliases (including the in-your-face Twocker, techno beast Rudi Stakker and fidget force Bass Weazal) have been causing a ruckus on the airwaves with 22 recent Radio 1 plays alone. Props have been coming in thick and fast from across the DJ spectrum: Pete Tong, Armand Van Helden, Wolfgang Gartner, Judge Jules and Fatboy Slim have all recognised Will Bailey’s talents in 2009, while Galaxy Radio kingpin Andi Durrant described Will’s productions as "proper get-out-of-jail tracks".

Will’s massive ‘Hit The Club’ banger loomed large in all credible bassbins this summer, with heavy radio support from Kissy Sell Out, Pete Tong and Judge Jules, while a long list of DJs including Crookers, mstrkrft and Paul Oakenfold gave it considerable club rotation.

SJ & Marky, or maybe better known as LUVSTUFF... they've been dj'ing and producing together since 2007, and deserving winners of the Dirty Smart Dj Competition in ’09.

Luvstuff’s music is banged out by DJ's all over the shop, but it's worth mentioning guys like Cagedbaby, Laidback Luke, Micky Slim, Phonat, Kiss FM's The Loose Cannons and Miles Dyson.

Luvstuff also found a bit of a fan in BBC Radio One's KISSY SELL OUT... He's been regularly supporting their music on his show, aswell as handpicking Luvstuff to appear on his "Kissy & Ko" tour of the UK.

Recently named "Best Breakthrough DJ of 2009" by The Gallery @ Ministry of Sound, Paul Morrell has graced the turntables at some of the nations highest profile nightclubs. As one of the few DJs to have played in every room at the world famous Ministry of Sound club in London, Paul has calved a mark firmly on the UK trance scene. As well as this, Paul has performed at infamous nightclubs such as Gatecrasher, Polysexual, Tidy & Judgement Sunday in Ibiza, and is a regular at The Gallery in London. Summer 2009 saw Paul perform in the main room at possibly one of the most prolific events in Ibiza, Judge Jules' "Judgement Sunday". Also on the same bill alongside Jules & Paul are Cosmic Gate & Matt Hardwick.

Punk Rolla, new to 2010 and fronted by the chaos creator...PHIL DOLMAN (Ill Phil, ½ of Bassweazal).

Under the former alias Bass Weazal, Phil smashed dance floors from the UK to Australia and his tunes climbed charts all over the world. Punk Rolla is set to be bigger and better, and has already received radio one plays from none other than Judge Jules.

Don’t just take our word for it:
"Punk Rolla tunes are smashing it... always go off in the club!" (Foamo)
"Quality as usual!" (Utah Saints)
"Banger! Will play Empire on Saturday night." (Andi Durrant)
"Number 1 Punk Rolla fan right here!" (Tommie Sunshine)
"Punk Rollaaaaaaaaa!!! Sick mate love it man!" (Mikey Dalton)
"Nice track, defo one for the Aspin & Dipace household" (Aspin & Dipace)
"I love Punk Rolla!" (Mightyfools)
"Right after Punk Rolla emerged their tunes have been standard on my sets" (Rico Tubbs)

Having produced one of the ‘biggest hits in electronic dance music’ in 2006 in the form of ‘Yeah Yeah’; a massive electro workout which took the WMC by storm picking up early support from Pete Tong, Judge Jules, Fergie, Dave Pearce, Zane Lowe, Jo Whiley, Annie Mac, Edith Bowman, Annie Nightingale, Sarah Cox and Trophy Twins on BBC Radio One alone and went on to ‘fill every record box under the sun’.

Nick Bridges’ background is no-less successful. As a technically-gifted DJ nominated in the International House Music Awards, Nick is widely regarded as one of the most technically gifted young DJ’s in the World - with previous residencies at Fabric London (DJ Magazines No.1 Club in the World), Amnesia Ibiza for Cream/Glasshouse and at Ministry of Sound London – a residency that saw Nick mix five compilations throughout a long-standing association with the brand that continues today. Fast forward to 2009 and Nick is still at the top of his game with a number of his solo productions/remixes widely supported by some of the players including Pete Tong, Carl Cox, Dubfire, Mark Knight etc.

Hoxton Whores aka Gary Dedman and Kevin Andrews have been on the dj circuit now for around 15 years gracing most top London Clubs and throwing many different parties.

They have been co-producing records as a team now for five years and are inspired by producing music aimed at immediately working the dance floor to give back to the crowd energy and inspiration that the crowd have given to them whilst djing over the last decade. They have created many monster club anthems worldwide alongside numerous major remixes - the likes of Faithless, Danny Howells, Infernal, Njoi, Moloko, Judy Cheeks & Todd Terry - and for labels such as Sony, Appollo, Positiva, Data, Manifesto, Nebula & Azuli!

Behind the decks expect a unique ‘Hoxton Whore’ performance with their signature blend of dirt-laced funky pumping electro and vocal uplifting house, combined with tones of tribal, dirty disco and large progressive beats mixed.

Joshua Roberts is undoubtedly one of the most exciting and energetic young DJ’s on the circuit. Soon after learning to mix at just 11 years old, he was already being recognized for both his mixing ability and his capability to move the crowd.

He became a national champion at just 17 years of age, winning the BBC Radio 1 & UKCC National Young DJ Search; a nationwide competition for 14 – 17 year olds to showcase their mixing talents. Following a summer touring the UK, he was invited to open proceedings at Radio 1’s One Big Weekend in Birmingham.

Already at 21 years of age Josh has played across the globe, making him one of the most well travelled DJ’s for his age. He has also appeared on BBC1, MTV Dance and been featured in DJ Mag. After spending the summer of 2007 rocking some of the coolest parties at the Ministry of Sound beach club & the world’s first Hed Kandi Beach bar out in the Red Sea, he joined forces with both brands and has rocked many a dance floor as a resident for some of their top UK & worldwide dates.

If you haven’t heard of Funkagenda by now then where have you been hiding? Over the last 3 years, he has become a name synonymous with quality house music. Already having featured on labels as prominent as TOOLROOM, POSITIVA, DEFECTED, AZULI, MINISTRY OF SOUND, SIZE, BIG LOVE and SUBLIMINAL, his production and remix skills are highly sought after worldwide.

Always re-editing and remixing tracks into his own style, his sets have a unique sound and began to catch the ears of many promoters around him, add to this the fact that his tracks are the flavor of the moment it’s no wonder he won best newcomer and best tune of the summer at this years Ibiza DJ Awards.

Currently enjoying huge support from the likes of MARK KNIGHT, PETE TONG, AXWELL, DIRTY SOUTH, STEVE ANGELLO, SEBASTIAN INGROSSO + even ARMIN VAN BURREN, Funkagenda’s name is a driving force in house music today...

So we say again where have you been hiding?

Mark Trophy is a key figure at the forefront of the UK’s House scene today. In addition to his residency with Kissdafunk, he also finds time to run Pop Pop Records with Toolroom’s Funkagenda.

He began his career in the North of England at clubs like Gatecrasher, however nowadays he’s recognised on an international level, regularly playing show across the globe in South Africa, Brazil, China, Spain, Denmark, Slovenia, Singapore, Jakarta, Poland, Ukraine, Finland, Dubai and Ibiza. In the UK alone he regularly plays for Pacha, Godskitchen, Plug, Progression, Bedrock and Colours.

In 2003 Mark was crowned a ‘Mixmag Future Hero’, alongside other rising stars at the time- Nic Fanciulli and Tom Neville. Following a number of high profile gigs at the UK’s major dance music festivals, the bosses at BBC Radio 1 signed him up to host the ‘Residency Show’. Summer 2006 saw a weekly show on BBC Radio 1, ‘The Aftershow’, which aired each and every Saturday and Sunday.